Quick question

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
03/30/2015 at 09:29 • Filed to: None

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Does having shiny tires or saying you shined/cleaned your tires some sort of euphamism? So far my spic-and-span tires on the Civic have resulted in three people saying "lol, gay" and I am entirely confused how using tire polish is gay.

Said tires pictured for your convenience.

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DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! area man > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:31

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im gay for those wheels


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:32

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Haters gon hate. People make fun of my car all the time, and I barely care. I am having fun, they are being negative nancys. Yeah my car is loud immature and stupid, but it sounds good under the overpasses so who cares.

"Some people don't like me, must be because I am riding so clean" - Chamillionaire.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:34

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Probably cause you are on steelies.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:34

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I think your question could be answered by the condition of their vehicles.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:35

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I know of absolutely no connotation whatsoever for polished tires. Sometimes people are just stupid. I remember walking around town with two of my (male) friends, and I think since we all happened to be wearing brightly colored shirts we had three separate cars full of teenagers drive by and shout something like "GAAAAY" out the window. I don't even get it lol


Kinja'd!!! GTI Sprinks > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:36

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Anyone replying "lol, gay" is not your friend. For a multitude of reasons

1) Clean car is a happy car.

2) Tires are inanimate objects thus no sexuality

3) gay is not an insult. Punch that person straight in the dick.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:36

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Because you're Gay Honda Boy. The sooner you stop fighting it and start embracing it, the happier you'll be.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:37

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The other day my rooommate called my clothes gay. I told him to piss off they just came out of the closet.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:37

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fuck em. Do what pleases you. I don't personally shine my tires because I don't like the splatter that said I like the look.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > thebigbossyboss
03/30/2015 at 09:41

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lol


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > E. Julius
03/30/2015 at 09:41

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One day we were playing poker in our driveway with our lawn chairs and tables and some kids drove by and threw a water balloon. Some people are just idiots.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:41

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I had to shine tires as part of a job I had last year. The cars sometimes were the biggest pieces of shit, and ended up with shiny tires anyway. Since when does a Corolla with shiny tires not look good?

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > GTI Sprinks
03/30/2015 at 09:41

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2) Does not apply if speaking french. :D


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > thebigbossyboss
03/30/2015 at 09:42

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Wow it's one thing to hurl "insults", but actual water balloons? That's pretty dumb.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > E. Julius
03/30/2015 at 09:43

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They wanted to fight. Why a bunch of teenagers wanted to fight a bunch of drunk large 22 year olds was not clear. After they threw the balloon they drove off then evenutally showed up again and started yelling to us. As we all got up to approach the car they sped off into the night.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > area man
03/30/2015 at 09:48

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oh baby


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > E. Julius
03/30/2015 at 09:48

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Ok, I didn't know if I was missing something or it was just people being weird.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
03/30/2015 at 09:49

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Jennifer has ruined my life. Oh god.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > thebigbossyboss
03/30/2015 at 09:49

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That is an excellent comeback.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:49

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If you ask urban dictionary, everything is a euphemism. Other than that, no clue.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:50

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JENNIFER IS A LOVELY WOMAN AND YOU DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF HER.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:53

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Definitely just people weird/stupid


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 09:58

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Are you sure it's not the wheels instead of the tires?

I use tire shine all the time. Makes a big visual difference compared to not having it. Especially if you just washed the car.


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > thebigbossyboss
03/30/2015 at 10:00

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Some people are so stupid.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 10:00

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its gay to care enough about your car to shine your tires. who has time for that when there are facebook statuses to update twits to tweets


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 10:05

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I have been called faggot by a guy riding his bike when me and a friend we driving in my Miata


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 10:07

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I just see it as a clean car...oh well, morons gunna moron


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 10:15

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Are you shining said tires with a dildo? Cause that could be seen... Sounds like your hanging around some turds. If shiny tires is gay then Im as queer as a $3 bill. Im guessing they are actually hating on your steel wheels but who cares let them hate steel wheels are oppo approved.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 10:26

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And do you actually know these three people, or are they just randoms?

Usually, I try and avoid using tire shine like products because I don't like the streaking effect that they give off. But when I have to, I usually take the application itself a little bit easy.


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > area man
03/30/2015 at 14:49

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WILFs.